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Post by fonebone on Apr 13, 2023 3:24:11 GMT -8
Titans "Caul's Folly"
I was bored with this. It didn't help that I saw the latest amazing episode of Star Trek Picard before this either. It was bad, but that probably made it seem worse than it was in comparison.
I don't think much of Dick for getting taken down by three Podunk sheriff / deputies. While we are keeping score as to why Dick sucks so much.
Ugh. *1/2.
Titans "Dick & Carol & Ted & Kory"
This show is pretty much impossible to like. Any time it does something remotely resembling decency, it soon goes 10 times harder in the other direction of nihilism and despair. Still the worst DC TV show to ever exist, and probably the worst DC project in general too. And the messed up thing is that compared to the rest of the series, the episode is merely mediocre. Fans of this show would probably find it tolerable, which just blows my freaking mind. *.
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Post by fonebone on Apr 22, 2023 15:15:24 GMT -8
Titans "Dude, Where's My Gar"
The show needed that. For that matter I needed that.
My reviews were late this week. Because of this show. There is no sugarcoating that fact. I enjoyed the amazing series finale of Star Trek: Picard, and decided I wasn't going to allow this show to make me furious and ruin that good feeling I had yesterday. And when I woke up, and ostensibly could safely watch this, I still put it off. I just did NOT want to watch it. I had no idea it would be a good episode, much less dealing with the Multiverse, but I just couldn't bring myself to suffer through this again.
I don't expect this or next week to turn the show around, or change my dark opinion about it. But this will probably help me power through to the end.
I was in a similar moment of crisis with Riverdale in the third season. I was constantly unhappy with that show, and just hated feeling enraged week after week. I stopped watching that show, which is unusual for me once I've put in a commitment. The problem is it was less easy to do for Titans. Not just because of its ties to the DC Multiverse (which it proved its bonafides here) but because it's the final batch of episodes from the final season. Quitting now would mean I wasted all that time for nothing. Even if the series finale were to suck (and I expect it will) I would feel better about how terrible this show makes me feel if I got there.
I had similar problems with the last seasons of both House M.D. and The Office. Both of those so-so shows utterly imploded in their farewell seasons and I didn't feel I had the luxury to quit them, no matter how bad they were after the years I invested in them before the shows destroyed themselves. I feel that way about Titans. This Multiverse crossover helps though. Big time.
I'm glad Geoff Johns wrote it. A different writer than him, when visiting Stargirl's Universe, would have her dropping f-bombs because of the format change just to provide contrast for the Universes. Utterly unnecessary, and the fact that that DOESN'T happen makes the cameo and transition into that Universe feel very seamless and unobtrusive. A LOT of Multiverse stuff also occurred in the timestream. Them trying to include cartoons into the Multiverse at large is something I'm not really crazy about, but in fairness, I believe the comics already said every DC story, no matter the medium, was a part of the DC Multiverse, so maybe I'm wrong.
The tag with Cyborg and waffles was pretty great too.
This is the first live-action appearance of fan favorite DC hero B'wana Beast. He's a fan-favorite because he's very easy to make fun of. I'm disappointed he isn't CALLED B'wana Beast here to be honest. I don't know if it was rights issue or not. I hope they didn't decline to call him that simply because the name is silly. The entire character is silly, and the show trying to treat him seriously is doing it pretty unsuccessfully.
I've heard of The Green in the DC Universe, but not The Red. Although, when it comes to actual concepts and plotlines from DC Comics, I actually know very little.
I'm glad that was good. That will help me to get along until the series finale. I don't think I'll ever like this show. But this episode occurring when it did means I'll probably be able to endure it to the finale. And that was sorely needed for me. I didn't see how I could have done it otherwise. ****.
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Post by fonebone on Apr 29, 2023 15:08:53 GMT -8
Titans "Game Over"
To be fair I didn't actually see last week's great episode as any sort of turning point, and I assumed the show would be back to sucking soon enough. But I'm disappointed it's the very next episode.
It's not all bad. Goofing around with the Doom Patrol is fun, but I'm dismayed how we got zero wrap-up for them, or even confirmation which Universe they were from. I liked the moment where Kori says she doesn't hate Sebastian, she just loves what he's trying to destroy.
I liked Connor acting like Connor again (the trick with the apple was neat) and although the guy who plays Sebastian is a good actor, the things they are asking him to do are kind of cringe. He could definitely pull off awesome if they gave him awesome. But they aren't giving him awesome.
Sorry to say I'm not invested in Tim and Bernard at this point in time. And Dick and Rachel's stuff sucked.
I think the most annoying part of the episode for me was at the beginning with the Mother just berating Sebastian for his weakness and how much he sucks. Um, Babe? Maybe don't say that while he's still more powerful than YOU and can roast you at the drop of a hat. This is why I hate bad guys in genre. They are so dumb the heroes succeeding barely feels like an actual victory.
Eh. Not liking this. **.
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Post by fonebone on May 7, 2023 3:38:08 GMT -8
Titans "Project Starfire"
Boring and dreary. On-brand for this show.
Why the HELL is Barb actually secretly working with Jason? I DID like Jason saying Tim would be a better Robin than him.
When Dick starts talking about the darkness that consumes you I tune out. It's not just the worst of this show. It's the worst of all superhero stuff.
Crappy week. *.
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Post by fonebone on May 12, 2023 11:30:54 GMT -8
Titans "Titans Forever"
It's very hard for me to believe or understand how a legit show ever thought that would be an acceptable series finale. It was worse than Game Of Thrones.
The last 15 minutes or so of wrap-up wasn't actually terrible, but it went on too long.
Whatever. It was a bad episode of the worst DC show of all time. I expected nothing less. *.
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